Dooms day is upon us, and by that I mean Valentines Day.
DUM DUM DUM! I know many of you enjoy Valentines Day but I've never really been a big fan of it. I mean it's basically just a holiday that big corporations make money from and husbands who screw up the other 364 days of the year try to redeem themselves with a box of chocolates.
Stand up my comrades and defeat this incredibly stupid holiday by instead of showing your love for others one day of the year do it everyday! Smile! Give a compliment! Buy flowers anytime! Plus human emotions annoy me. I don't know why I was just born this way.
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